153rd

i am killing two birds with one stone here.

and this is on the first bird.

yesterday, yours truly was invited to attend a gala premiere of an upcoming local 3d animated movie in cineleisure. given only one invitation, that wouldn’t be a problem since being on my own at all time, unaccompanied for any formal or social events is nothing new. hence concluded that attending a movie premiere would be the same as watching movies at the cinema alone.

due to some unplanned circumstances, i was there half an hour late from the arrival hour requisitioned. dressed in office attire, in my black shirt, black knee-length skirt and that all the time favourite black 4” wedges, also seized in one hand is a black handbag of mine and a perfect looking diy hairdo to match the whole outfit in order to make myself look presentably proper for the event. i hastily made my way to the cinema, knowing that i was late, dashing the shoppers around confidently, looking posh and classy to maintain my poise-ness. thanks to the combo of the wedges and my handbag, those two never fails to construct a good feeling at anytime.

well, at least not until i climb up the escalator!

when suddenly the stability of myself slacks. not for the reason of me being the usual cekodok, in which misstepping any form of stairs, ramps or in fact flat level isn’t anything surprising. neither the 4" wedges to be blamed. i have ran and climbed the back of my wheels wearing my 5" stilettos. but to my surprise this time, the instability of balancing myself was due to the malfunction of locating the self center of gravity that was caused by my handbag! that heavy handbag in my hand!

my oh my, that dude behind me must have had the laugh of his life witnessing me forcing myself finding my balance and trying hard not to fall. and if i did fall pun, he is still going to have that laugh of his life witnessing me fell on my butt and down wards the moving escalator, opposing its direction. or maybe i would just intentionally put an additional forces created during my fall, and pretend to accidently knock him alongside (note: at this point of story, no bird were harmed just yet) so that i won’t be the only silly one in the picture here, and let some other random dudes have the laugh of his life pulak. just because of that one weighty handbag.

there goes my entire phony classy act. the great deal of cekodokness that i posses in me wins every time. still, i am one nice lady you see, i share laughters with everyone around me. sharing is caring darling. once a cekodok, always a cekodok. cekodoks will always be cekodoks. those are my life mantras.

thehehe, sangat malu sebenarnya.

and that was the first bird killed, and here comes the second bird.

so today i make the effort to investigate the mystery of this very heavy bag of mine that almost give me the hugest public embarrassment of my life so far. was tagged by this lady about a week ago, and should have had done it earlier. and i bet if the bag is lighter than it was yesterday, i might not humiliate myself in front of a stranger dude and a lot more of other stranger dudes and dudettes. life is full of what ifs anyways.

question 1
find a very safe place, out of any possible attack from any possible enemy.

i am currently at the office, and i would like to believe that i am save from any possible enemies attack. thank you.

question 2
take a picture of your handbag and the content inside.

















question 3
brace yourself. depict in detail the contents of the handbag.






















a bulky worn-out purse that are filled with mostly rubbish and receipts yet to be claimed. bobbypins, paperclips, plasters, safetypins and a pink brooch to be used on contingency measures. some fifty, ten, five and one ringgit notes, coins, singdollars, rupiahs and dhongs, sorts of plastic cards, a passport photo of myself, adik, farha and a small photo of cousin sisters during a pertandingan ratu cantik taken some fifteen to eighteen years back. car keys. attached togetherwith are a toyota leather keychain, a breaklock key, a piece of key entering the first glass door to the house and a mobilizer. a tiny box of after coffee chewing gum to chew and a self help book to read.

















the makeup bag. consist of 50ml ck's sheer obsession, eva langoria color riche in 521 pink romance, bobbi brown's two-way cake in natural and that flirtatious and most favourite makeup item, blemish cover stick in warm honey, maybelline unstoppable shiny black mascara in very black, and another favourite makeup item and daily essential is silky girl natural brow pencil in 02 dark brown, the body shop eye definer in 01 black, loreal's matte transparent blush with vitamin c in 103 sandalwood and a blusher brush. oil control film, a gift from this fella. that is another cute story to tell. next is anti-acne medication from dr. ranjit on my last visit which dated 17th july 2008. woohoo! no wonder the acnes are attacking again. for some reason, i also have a nail clipper inside the make up bag and a mini multiuse screw driver.

















also inside, are the essentials for my classes, a bright pink calculator in which were envied by a shemale classmate, a red shadecase turned pencilcase. inside the red case are pilot super grip in blue, black and red, a pink pilot rexgrip 0.5 mechanical pencil, pepermate liquid paper, stabile cool swing in pink, black 0.7 progel, black retractable klikeraser, a free black pen from airod, purple post-it, and a 2 gig kingston pendrive, another daily essentials.

















the fashion statement, the life saviors, my one and only favourite sunglass, engraved sheaffer fountain pen given by parental unit for last year’s birthday present along with a key holder that lays the office keys set, company’s cheque book in a leather cheque wallet, a less than 20 dollar business card holder bought years ago and that company easystamp for daily business needs. my other half, the dodgy cellphone. in which for some reason is not in the photo.

and oh! a canon digital ixus to fulfill my narcism needs. and that another daily essential that is a taboo to be mentioned here due to some probable family reverence issue.

and yes, i can fit the aboveshowed all in that bag. it is called organizing darling!

question 4
the must have item inside the bag is?

everything? at certain times, minus the book and the office keys. the chequebook and the shades, maybe. that would be left in the car with intent.

question 5
the most embarrassing item inside the bag is?

i believe i do not carry any embarrassing items inside my bag, i only carry my prone to be embarrass self everywhere i go. the heee~

question 6
the tiniest item inside the bag is?

digged out from the rubish inside the purse, that small piece of rounded punctured paper leftover. and i have no idea where that came from.

question 7
tag as many people you would like to tag.

i am taking this embarrassing oppurtunity to embarrass;

my adik, out of curiosity of possible kind of medications inside her dramatic bahaviours handbag.

my cekodok partner, out of curiosity of possible emptied ribena drinking pack inside her all the time kalut handbag.

my favourite girl, out of curiosity of possible cats or kittens inside her organize handbag.

my classmate, out of curiosity of possible sales contacts inside another pink lover's handbag.

my artsy buddy, out of curiosity of possible sorts of rendering marker inside an artistic lady's handbag.

my former primary schoolmate, out of curiosity of possible baby's necessities inside a mommy's handbag.

my favourite boy, out of the curiosity of possible empty cigarette boxes inside his handbag. err, laptop bag?

my another favourite boy, out of the curiosity of possible unopened cigarette boxes being a non-smoker inside his laptop bag.
eh chop, not that i remember you own a laptop bag ery. any kind of bag will do then :P

so now, i have killed two birds with one stone. mystery solved yet no item are to be eliminated from the handbag as each and every piece is vital in my daily routine.

a girl can never have too many of anything, can't she?

good day and good weekend!