7 reasons you would NOT want me to be your girlfriend.

i am not tagged by anyone, hence i decided tagging myself and here it goes.

7 reasons of why you would NOT want me to be your girlfriend. which of course the below reasons only matters to the next in line future boyfriend and does not involves any of my current girlfriends and guyfriends.

not in any particular orders

reason #1
i have the bestest male bestfriend. and no, he is not going any level down and i would not love him less if you would want me to be your girlfriend.

reason #2
i have a very strong instinct and i strongly believe in them. i only listen to my instinct and do not tolerate bullshits, or even to the tiniest kittenshits. i take everything seriously therefore you would not want me to be your girlfriend.

reason #3
i am a loser human-magnet. you are automatically entitled with the word big loser stamp on your forehead if you would want me to be your girlfriend.

reason #4
i am emotionally retarded. chocolates and flowers do not work on me. please put extra effort cracking your head for any impressive romantic moves if you would want me to be your girlfriend.

reason #5
i love spending my time with my girlfriends and guyfriends more than i might spending my precious time with you. and you would not want me to be your girlfriend on this.

reason #6
i drive bigger wheels than yours. unless you drive a 5 tons lorry or a vehicle larger than mine, then probably you would want me to be your girlfriend.

reason #7
i am a virgin and am very proud of it and will always be till i am legally married. and for this obvious reason you would not want me to be your girlfriend.

and i am not tagging anyone either. darlings, feel free to tag yourself. it would be nice reading your reasons.

and for now, i am hitting the sack. these flus are killing me!
see you tomorrow on the big 100th post.